Little Johnny was in science class. The professor was conducting an experiment to show the dangers of alcohol. He had one glass of water and one glass of wine. So the professor starts the experiment and he sticks one worm in the water and its floating and appears happy. He then sticks the other worm in the wine and it looks like it is struggling to breathe and then it sinks to the bottom of the glass, dead. So the professor asks, " what was this suppose to teach you, class?" No one raises their hand to answer but the little Johnny raises his hand and says, "drink alcohol and you won't get worms."